25 October 2005

British Petroleum - Kremlin secrecy talks

With thanks to Siberian Light for this one British Petroleum - Kremlin secrecy talks:

A lot of stuff from MosNews the long and short of which is.......The best outsourcing company in the world ever, otherwise known as the FSB scams itself more revenues.

A source close to TNK-BP said that the company was forced to replace foreign directors and to outsource all the work with maps and secret information to Russian companies.

To be frank the scams just get more pathetic. Look for the line in TNK-BP's accounts in 2006. Fees paid to useless idiots to do nothing in order to keep some malignant form of government of our backs.

A company who uses my services is raising money at the moment. The company imports stuff, quite a lot of it really. A potential investor wants to know how "white" they are.

a - "Except for customs; completely...."

q - How much does it save you

a - nothing

q - why do you do it

a - because we like our goods to arrive in the same millenium

The rules have changed recently - now the real rules are applied. It just costs more to get a certificate that badminton rackets are not dangerous ($1,000 per consignment through DME) and storage costs for non-storage in customs now equal 60% of COGS. All in costs to play according to the rules - "other" in COGS = 90% of COGS.

Long live the Chinovniki.....

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25 October 2005

British Petroleum - Kremlin secrecy talks

With thanks to Siberian Light for this one British Petroleum - Kremlin secrecy talks:

A lot of stuff from MosNews the long and short of which is.......The best outsourcing company in the world ever, otherwise known as the FSB scams itself more revenues.

A source close to TNK-BP said that the company was forced to replace foreign directors and to outsource all the work with maps and secret information to Russian companies.

To be frank the scams just get more pathetic. Look for the line in TNK-BP's accounts in 2006. Fees paid to useless idiots to do nothing in order to keep some malignant form of government of our backs.

A company who uses my services is raising money at the moment. The company imports stuff, quite a lot of it really. A potential investor wants to know how "white" they are.

a - "Except for customs; completely...."

q - How much does it save you

a - nothing

q - why do you do it

a - because we like our goods to arrive in the same millenium

The rules have changed recently - now the real rules are applied. It just costs more to get a certificate that badminton rackets are not dangerous ($1,000 per consignment through DME) and storage costs for non-storage in customs now equal 60% of COGS. All in costs to play according to the rules - "other" in COGS = 90% of COGS.

Long live the Chinovniki.....

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