12 October 2005

Blonde Jokes

Rather than emailing everyone who with a random joke I will post it instead. There will be a cultural miss here if you have no idea what Frosties are or who Tony the Tiger is for that matter.......

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: -

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

"He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,

"let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"

12 October 2005

Blonde Jokes

Rather than emailing everyone who with a random joke I will post it instead. There will be a cultural miss here if you have no idea what Frosties are or who Tony the Tiger is for that matter.......

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says: -

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

"He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,

"let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Drop on by and browse through a huge archive of mamma joke

This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"