28 September 2006

A Mac Conspiracy of Silence - Updated

I don't know if it will make much difference but Apple quietly released iTunes 7.0.1 to improve stability......

The man commonly referred to as his “Steveness” by the Mac-eratti, Steve Jobs to you and me, made one of his famous product presentations on 12th September.  Inter alia, he announced iTunes 7.0, an upgrade from iTunes 6.0.5.  A geek at heart I quickly upgraded our home Mac.  Soon afterwards SWMBO complained that Entourage (Outlook for Mac) kept crashing.  I switched her to Mail.  Thought nothing about it.

The weekend approaches; time to update iPod so that all those glorious BBC podcasts will keep me happy as I tried not to become another Russian road statistic.  It automatically tried to update SWMBO's iPod, and failed.  I plugged mine in, it failed to mount.

Did the 5R's, reinstall, reboot, restore etc.  No change.

Read the discussion forum on www.apple.com.  WE ARE NOT ALONE.

How can you release a KEY piece of software that fails to interop with key software, that fails to load and has over 2,000 individual readers researching how get back to the previous version?

Now if this was a M$oft the Apple blogs would be full of it; laughing at those less fortunate than us and their unfortunate inability to use software that works.

As it stands so far on the 5 Apple and gadget blogs I subscribe to - SILENCE.

Double standards?


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No Gas Price Hike for Ukraine Until Next Year

No Gas Price Hike for Ukraine Until Next Year:

I'll help out the Ukrainian-based bloggers with a comment on this.

GAZP buys gas from Turkmenistan at $100 thousand cubic meters (mcm) adds it to the gas that it sells to Ukraine at the net back equivalent of $240/mcm and sells at a blended price of $95/mcm.  Even SWMBO knows that the sum of two numbers can't be less than their face value.

Enter RosUkrEnergo who last year made super-outsized profits and this year will pay them back by taking on the loss according to Brunswick UBS.  Its always nice to see when you are right.


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27 September 2006

Why Are All Russian Women So Skinny?

CopyDude has some nasty HTML in this post, but otherwise asks a valid question.

He also has a useful FAQ on Russian women, including Can You Marry a Russian Woman if You are Dead? (Yes in case you can't be bothered to click through the link.)

He however, misses out on a detailed description of the Babushka gene.  The Babushka gene has been found to have much in common with the Italian Mama gene but with nastier purple hair dye and considerably worse food.

The very simple answer to the question relates to the cigarettes smoked by the aforementioned Dyevchunki.  Not, as is widely assumed, because the nicotine helps stave off hunger pangs but because the effort to get a decent draw on the 00 (skinny) cigarettes is the equivalent to running a mile a drag/puff.

Why Are All Russian Women So Skinny?:

Skinny Russian Women are indeed a source of wonderment.

Skinniness is the prime reason why American men, who obsess about weight issues - except their own - flock to Russia to find a Russian wife. And within nanoseconds, they fall in love with the Russian Woman's embossed rib cage and breasts no more Michelin than a mosquito bite.

What is the explanation for this wonder of the modern world?

Russian Women Do Not Cook Or Eat In Any Meaningful Way
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Logically, girls who don't cook - (see Why Can't Russian Women Cook?) - are unlikely to eat in any meaningful way. But with Russian Women, this is more the result of vanity. As we know, the typical Russian Woman will spend an hour dressing up just to go round to the corner shop for a cabbage. They cannot allow even one false eyelash out of place. So any operation like eating food, that could risk matting their lip-gloss or leaving crumbs in the cleavage, is studiously avoided.

That vanity is essential to Russian Women is well-explained by the sociologist Nancy Etcoff in her book Survival Of The Prettiest.  Skinny Power is key to the Darwinian survival of Russian Women, whether in getting a job or in getting laid by a valuta suitor - a visiting foreigner with money. As Nancy herself puts it, No Vain, No Gain.

Like every rule, of course, there are exceptions. In Soviet times, non-skinny Russian women were sent to the Gulag. Today, however they are persuaded by the authorities to remain underground. As a result, the metro is packed with huge Russian women with square necks and protruding jowls wedged under a big fur hat. To me, Muscovite women all look like Santa Claus with lipstick. Fortunately, in Russia is well-regulated society, they are kept out of sight of visiting tourists and you would never know they existed.


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21 September 2006

Being Angry at Russia is Pointless; Sakhalin 2, TNK-BP and Kovytka

Jerome a Paris from the European Tribune believes that Being Angry with Russia is Pointless.

We are talking, of course, about Russia's latest pointless public relations failures; Shell in Sakhalin 2 and TNK/BP in Kovytka(?).

I was asked yesterday by a UK-based investment banker with little Russia experience whether there was a positive spin that could be applied to the Shell news.  The answer to whether the story can be spun is simple - no.  But there is nuance behind both acts.  Nuance does not bare spin, as it cannot be explained in 30 second sound bites.

Those of us who do business in Russia however, have every right to be angry.  Not because the act is necessarily wrong; but because it is using a sledge hammer to crack a delicate nut.  The levers being pulled to pressure both Shell and TNK-BP to achieve other commercial goals are overt and selective.  Sakhalinmornneftegas, a Rosneft subsidiary in Sakhalin (as its name would suggest), is a significantly worse polluter than Shell and is still very active.

You could tell a story that Khordokhovsky, should have been brought down and that it was a one off.  Explaining Yukos was more problematic - but the Khordokhovsky umbrella left it as a one off.  Shell and TNK-BP, that's a two-off from the very start.  And as with Yukos its a selective use of the “law” to favour the State and certain individuals.

Russia has some very real concerns regarding Sakhalin 2.  Shell, as operator, has not negotiated in good faith over GAZP's acquisition of 25% and other related asset swaps.  In particular, it pulled some very cheap negotiating stunts earlier in the year.  Just about the same time as the budget was mysteriously doubled.  Whilst there are clear economic justifications for increased costs (steel and other commodity prices increasing) the timing of the announcement was very poor negotiating.  PSA's work by allowing the operator to recover its costs first before paying an ever increasing amount to the host nation.  Simplistically, it would be fair to say that increased costs have little impact on Shell's returns - other than the time value of money.  They have a significant impact on Russia's take - albeit that increased oil price should mean that the Government's share kick's in earlier than previously forecast.

Russia, on the other hand, whilst it may not like the PSA's it was forced to accept when oil prices were 4 times lower than they are now, has to accept that a contract is a contract, and not just the opening clause in a re-negotiation.  The pretend use of environmental regulations is transparent nonsense.  The real-world translation of the environmental agency's response is;

We gave you a environmental permit to operate in 2003.  However, it appears in hindsight that we did not do our job properly.  We are thus revoking your permit whilst we redo our job. Who knows what the outcome will be, and whether we will do it properly this time.  Oh, and by the way it's your fault that we did not do our job properly.

The BP-TNK deal is all to do with valuation of the Alfa/Access Industries stake in BP-TNK.  Whereas there is little opportunity for personal enrichment in the Shell/Sakhalin deal, you can be absolutely sure that the (Louis Vuitton) begging bowl is  center and foremost in the BP-TNK deal.  Does not seem that BP investing in the Rosneft deal bought it many favours.


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19 September 2006

Growing Up

Disclaimer - the CEO and CFO of the company to which I might be referring to in this post are both readers.  Any indications that you might be getting something right are clearly editing errors on my behalf; expect the the opening of the 9th orifice at the next board meeting.

In December 2005 I helped facilitate an investment in one of Moscow's retail Internet projects (yes you two).  Reasonably successful but not a world-beater; maybe not even an egg-beater.  I was, and am, enough of a believer to bet though to bet some cash.

The company had a record sales month in August; traditionally the worst month of the year bar none.  September will easily beat August.  Clearly something is going in the right direction.  And here is my attempt to put my finger on it.

Cheech and Chong (above) inherited a 4 man-and-a-woman management team from my-friend-the-previous-Russian-owner.  Definitely better than an egg-beater but world-beaters, or even Moscow-beaters?

Out at the new headquarters (don't even begin to think of shining new corporate headquarters, you're in the wrong dream) today with a potential investor (did I mention the Company are growing reasonably quickly?) the mood in the Company was very different.

There was a buzz, an air of professionalism in the office.  I bumped in to 3 of the 5 original managers in the halls - different people.  A new lease of life, or something like it.  They would still fail in front of professional western investors - but now that is because they don't know the rules.  They can however, do the job, at the right price and mostly without hubris.  Oh so unlike Russian managers I have known.

So maybe that is the answer; empowerment.  What was the question again?


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Those Blue Lights and Government Officials

How can you tell when there's an election coming?

Easy; cheap political stunts get pulled.  Following a 62 car pile up in Krasnodar VVP ordered that the roads be made safer.  Not quite sure what he had in mind; though a couple of turret mounted chain guns might help, meanwhile Boris Gryzlov, the Duma Speaker, and a couple of other Deputies have voluntarily handed in their blue lights.

For those readers not located in the traffic mayhem that is Moscow; a blue flashing light means that none, that's none, of the traffic laws apply - ever.  As the city slowly crawls to a traffic standstill, being forced to a halt by a blue light, with the aforementioned official's girlfriend going shopping, because it prefers your lane helps plumb the depths of my vocabulary.

Maybe Gryzlov noticed that only 2% of the population thought it appropriate that Duma Deputies should have blue lights.  Surprisingly for such a supine populace, only 15% thought it appropriate that VVP himself had blue flashing lights.  Not that it makes much difference as he has the roads closed.  So whether he is breaking the law does not really matter.

Here's hoping for other useful political stunts.

Apparently the fine for illegally owning a blue light is a mighty RUR2,500 - which is currently $95.  Got to admit its pretty tempting.


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18 September 2006

A Mac Conspiracy of Silence

The man commonly referred to as his “Steveness” by the Mac-eratti, Steve Jobs to you and me, made one of his famous product presentations on 12th September.  Inter alia, he announced iTunes 7.0, an upgrade from iTunes 6.0.5.  A geek at heart I quickly upgraded our home Mac.  Soon afterwards SWMBO complained that Entourage (Outlook for Mac) kept crashing.  I switched her to Mail.  Thought nothing about it.

The weekend approaches; time to update iPod so that all those glorious BBC podcasts will keep me happy as I tried not to become another Russian road statistic.  It automatically tried to update SWMBO's iPod, and failed.  I plugged mine in, it failed to mount.

Did the 5R's, reinstall, reboot, restore etc.  No change.

Read the discussion forum on www.apple.com.  WE ARE NOT ALONE.

How can you release a KEY piece of software that fails to interop with key software, that fails to load and has over 2,000 individual readers researching how get back to the previous version?

Now if this was a M$oft the Apple blogs would be full of it; laughing at those less fortunate than us and their unfortunate inability to use software that works.

As it stands so far on the 5 Apple and gadget blogs I subscribe to - SILENCE.

Double standards?


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14 September 2006

Andrei Kozlov - Central Banker Murdered

Shot Russia bank chief 'critical' was updated early this morning to “is dead/was murdered.”

It is rumoured that his death is related to his day job - rooting out banks involved in money laundering and other criminal activities.

A quick search on Google (TM preservation note) for murdered Central Bankers does not turn up too many examples in 1st, 2nd or indeed 3rd world countries - Russia is its own case.

Meanwhile just to ensure that “control” is maintained the son of the head of the FSB becomes special adviser to Igor Sechin in his position as Chairman of Rosneft.

Maybe time for the FSB to concentrate less on “control” and more on doing its job.


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08 September 2006

The Oil Drum Debate, Round One

It's an Oil Drum day.

During the slow times that is otherwise supposed to be summer there was a very good debate between Vinod Khosla's (ex of KPCB and Sun Microsystems) and Robert Rapier in The Oil Drum on the benefits, or otherwise, of ethanol.  The newly launched Venture Beat does a good job of summarizing that debate.  I take one exception to VB's commentary.  It paints TOD as being on the side of “Big Oil.”  A more thorough read of TOD would show that whilst there are a lot of oil & gas people active in TOD they are there principally because they believe in Peak Oil, or variations of the same.

I would rather categorize the argument as to whether ethanol is where Government's generally should be spending your tax dollars to decrease dependence on fossil fuels.

The good news about ethanol is that it is available now.  The bad news is that it is vastly inefficient.  The trouble with these debates is that they tend to black and white positions.  There is so much that can be done to reduce our reliance on fossil fuels and reduce greenhouse gas emissions - there is no one killer app.

Anyway, read for yourself.

VentureBeat » The Oil Drum debate, round one:


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Gas and Russia in The Oil Drum

A lively debate at The Oil Drum on Russian gas supplies to Western Europe this winter.

You may recognize the style, or lack thereof, of the Poster, this time posing as macrus in the comments, copied in full below for your edification.

Jerome is correct that GAZP has plenty of gas and that there is a temporary 5 year +/- supply demand misstep. GAZP's large fields are in a fairly rapid stage of depletion and its next big fields are still at an early stage of development.  There is a significant requirement for independent gas producers (be that LUKoil et al or Novatek) and Central Asia to meet domestic and  “near abroad” demand where pricing is at a significant discount to GAZP's European sales.

You can be sure that GAZP will meet its commitments to “old Europe” without fail.  As it did throughout last winter; the gas just did not make it to western Europe as the wonderfully democratic Ukraine stole it on route.  Now that Ukraine is back under control of the Russian-loving Yanukovich et al they have done a deal with Russia and Turkmenistan whereby they will buy their gas at around $135/mcm.  Which probably equates to $200/mcm in Germany.  So Ukraine is not the story here.

Where I believe the commentators are wrong relates to Russia.  Gref (economics minister) and Luzhkov (Mayor of Moscow) are correct.  There is a domestic gas supply crisis.  Under-reported in the Turkmen/Ukraine story was the fact that it was committing to 50BCM annually 2007-2009 and an additional 12BCM in 2006 to fill the storage facilities in Ukraine for winter.  That has taken 30BCM p.a. out of the domestic/near abroad supply equation; there is no replacement for it.  GAZP has turned down Moscow's request for an additional 10BCM p.a. at $120/mcm (western europe equivalent $170/mcm) because it has no more gas to give.  Now consider that the regulated gas price in Moscow is about $37/mcm and Luzhkov is offering $120/mcm.  Sooner rather than later the netback price in the quasi-traded market is going to approach western prices.

Then you might want to feel sorry for Ukraine and Poland.  But lets be clear; Berlin, Paris and London will be as  warm as toast, as will Moscow (provided you are inside.)

Whether Russia has an energy (electricty) problem or a gas supply problem is semantic sophistry.  It takes a while to build or upgrade a power plant (TES) and restructure factories to be more energy efficient.  About as long as it takes to find and develop major gas fields in the Arctic.  In the meantime watch inflation in Russia spike.


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06 September 2006

25 Percent of Russians Have Sex While Driving

Apparently 25 Percent of Russians Have Sex While Driving.  Here are some other facts that the survey did not cover;

  • 95.99% of Russians were unaware that their cars had rear view mirrors
  • 67.34% of drivers are unable to turn the steering wheel and keep their foot on the accelerator at the same time, just be thankful they were not chewing gum
  • 83.21% are unable to change lanes (see rear view mirrors)
  • 75.87% are unable to park (see reversing)
  • 95.34% have never reversed in to a parking space
  • 100.00% believe that that in a game of prisoners dilemma you should shop your fellow prisoners
  • 97% believe that it is legitimate to park in the third lane of a 2 lane road (see Smolenskaya Ploshad outside Kalinka Stockmans and any elitny restaurant. Also see Prisoner's Dilemma)
  • 100% have never heard of not blocking the box (see Prisoner's Dilemma)
Oh the joys of the end of holiday season and the gradual build-up to complete gridlock otherwise known as winter.

“About 25 percent of Russians have had sex while driving, a poll released by KRC Research and Goodyear revealed. And this is just one of the things that make them the worst drivers in Europe.

According to the research, Russians do not use seatbelts, break speed-limits, drive through red lights, drive drunk and have sex while driving much more often than other Europeans do.

The odd thing is they don’t think all this is bad.

According to the poll, 36 percent of Russian drivers regularly cross speed limits. This is the highest rate in Europe, the Delovoi Peterburg newspaper reported. Russians talk on the cell phone while driving more often than drivers in the other 14 European countries polled. About 30 percent of those polled in Russia have driven drunk before.

Russians also do not pay enough attention to their physical condition when they are going to take the wheel. Only 9 percent of those polled in Europe will drive if they don’t feel good in comparison with 23 percent of Russians.

23 percent of drivers in Russia scold others while driving, and another 23 percent can break in centre strip to surpass the other cars. And finally, over 60 percent of those polled in Russia do not check the condition of their tires.”


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Inflation (Russia), Currency (Russia), Gas (Turkmen) and Ukraine

Not three topics you would necessarily lump together in one post, unless of course you were being lazy.  You will be pleased to know I am never lazy on days that don't end in “y”.

The UBS gas report I posted on here talked, inter alia, about the risk of significant cost increases for domestic industry due to a tight gas supply/demand scenario and the not illogical desire of the Turkmenbashi to get a reasonable price for its gas.

So its not entirely surprising that GAZP have agreed to buy Turkmen gas at $100 per thousand cubic meters (mcm).  That's an increase of $35/mcm or 53%.  The easy reporting will talk about the impact on Ukraine's heavy industry; which in reality has known that the price hike has been coming for a while.  Indeed the price increase has been signaled for some time and the new Ukraine government has already agreed to, and budgeted for, the price increase.  The agreement between the great Turkmenbashi and GAZP also forecasts a reduction in gas sales from 80BCM (billion cubic meters) to 50BCM per annum over the three year agreement.  Prices up 53%, supply down 38%.  What was that UBS said about the supply risks all being on the downside?

Meanwhile domestic inflation leapt in August, traditionally a month in which it decreases.  Something to do with everyone living out at the dacha and living on pickled garlic.  It's the detail rather than the headline that matters;


Consumer Prices Item Change since January 2006

Fruit and vegetables +21.6%
Alcoholic drinks +6.2%
Sugar +41.5%
Gasoline +9.3%
TVs, radios, etc. -1.2%
Construction materials +6.0%
Garbage removal +15.9%
Kindergarten/preschool +23.7%
Education +5.9%
Overall consumer price index +7.1%

Source: Federal Statistics Service

The pain will be felt most by the consumer.

To control inflation the Central Bank has let the Ruble appreciate.  Yesterday alone the Ruble appreciated 0.3% against the US$.  A range of investment banking analysts have a range of year end Ruble prices ranging from RUR25.3 - RUR26.3:US$1 from yesterdays RUR26.7 and todays RUR26.64.  So price inflation, which leads (inevitably) to salary inflation, Ruble inflation, input price inflation.  Something has to give; the first place we will see it is in domestic profitability reported in RUR.  Currency appreciation will hide a number of sins until it is stripped out, but its not real its an accounting provision.

Oh and I was lying about being worried about Ukraine; you've made your bed now lie in it.


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28 September 2006

A Mac Conspiracy of Silence - Updated

I don't know if it will make much difference but Apple quietly released iTunes 7.0.1 to improve stability......

The man commonly referred to as his “Steveness” by the Mac-eratti, Steve Jobs to you and me, made one of his famous product presentations on 12th September.  Inter alia, he announced iTunes 7.0, an upgrade from iTunes 6.0.5.  A geek at heart I quickly upgraded our home Mac.  Soon afterwards SWMBO complained that Entourage (Outlook for Mac) kept crashing.  I switched her to Mail.  Thought nothing about it.

The weekend approaches; time to update iPod so that all those glorious BBC podcasts will keep me happy as I tried not to become another Russian road statistic.  It automatically tried to update SWMBO's iPod, and failed.  I plugged mine in, it failed to mount.

Did the 5R's, reinstall, reboot, restore etc.  No change.

Read the discussion forum on www.apple.com.  WE ARE NOT ALONE.

How can you release a KEY piece of software that fails to interop with key software, that fails to load and has over 2,000 individual readers researching how get back to the previous version?

Now if this was a M$oft the Apple blogs would be full of it; laughing at those less fortunate than us and their unfortunate inability to use software that works.

As it stands so far on the 5 Apple and gadget blogs I subscribe to - SILENCE.

Double standards?


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No Gas Price Hike for Ukraine Until Next Year

No Gas Price Hike for Ukraine Until Next Year:

I'll help out the Ukrainian-based bloggers with a comment on this.

GAZP buys gas from Turkmenistan at $100 thousand cubic meters (mcm) adds it to the gas that it sells to Ukraine at the net back equivalent of $240/mcm and sells at a blended price of $95/mcm.  Even SWMBO knows that the sum of two numbers can't be less than their face value.

Enter RosUkrEnergo who last year made super-outsized profits and this year will pay them back by taking on the loss according to Brunswick UBS.  Its always nice to see when you are right.


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27 September 2006

Why Are All Russian Women So Skinny?

CopyDude has some nasty HTML in this post, but otherwise asks a valid question.

He also has a useful FAQ on Russian women, including Can You Marry a Russian Woman if You are Dead? (Yes in case you can't be bothered to click through the link.)

He however, misses out on a detailed description of the Babushka gene.  The Babushka gene has been found to have much in common with the Italian Mama gene but with nastier purple hair dye and considerably worse food.

The very simple answer to the question relates to the cigarettes smoked by the aforementioned Dyevchunki.  Not, as is widely assumed, because the nicotine helps stave off hunger pangs but because the effort to get a decent draw on the 00 (skinny) cigarettes is the equivalent to running a mile a drag/puff.

Why Are All Russian Women So Skinny?:

Skinny Russian Women are indeed a source of wonderment.

Skinniness is the prime reason why American men, who obsess about weight issues - except their own - flock to Russia to find a Russian wife. And within nanoseconds, they fall in love with the Russian Woman's embossed rib cage and breasts no more Michelin than a mosquito bite.

What is the explanation for this wonder of the modern world?

Russian Women Do Not Cook Or Eat In Any Meaningful Way
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Logically, girls who don't cook - (see Why Can't Russian Women Cook?) - are unlikely to eat in any meaningful way. But with Russian Women, this is more the result of vanity. As we know, the typical Russian Woman will spend an hour dressing up just to go round to the corner shop for a cabbage. They cannot allow even one false eyelash out of place. So any operation like eating food, that could risk matting their lip-gloss or leaving crumbs in the cleavage, is studiously avoided.

That vanity is essential to Russian Women is well-explained by the sociologist Nancy Etcoff in her book Survival Of The Prettiest.  Skinny Power is key to the Darwinian survival of Russian Women, whether in getting a job or in getting laid by a valuta suitor - a visiting foreigner with money. As Nancy herself puts it, No Vain, No Gain.

Like every rule, of course, there are exceptions. In Soviet times, non-skinny Russian women were sent to the Gulag. Today, however they are persuaded by the authorities to remain underground. As a result, the metro is packed with huge Russian women with square necks and protruding jowls wedged under a big fur hat. To me, Muscovite women all look like Santa Claus with lipstick. Fortunately, in Russia is well-regulated society, they are kept out of sight of visiting tourists and you would never know they existed.


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21 September 2006

Being Angry at Russia is Pointless; Sakhalin 2, TNK-BP and Kovytka

Jerome a Paris from the European Tribune believes that Being Angry with Russia is Pointless.

We are talking, of course, about Russia's latest pointless public relations failures; Shell in Sakhalin 2 and TNK/BP in Kovytka(?).

I was asked yesterday by a UK-based investment banker with little Russia experience whether there was a positive spin that could be applied to the Shell news.  The answer to whether the story can be spun is simple - no.  But there is nuance behind both acts.  Nuance does not bare spin, as it cannot be explained in 30 second sound bites.

Those of us who do business in Russia however, have every right to be angry.  Not because the act is necessarily wrong; but because it is using a sledge hammer to crack a delicate nut.  The levers being pulled to pressure both Shell and TNK-BP to achieve other commercial goals are overt and selective.  Sakhalinmornneftegas, a Rosneft subsidiary in Sakhalin (as its name would suggest), is a significantly worse polluter than Shell and is still very active.

You could tell a story that Khordokhovsky, should have been brought down and that it was a one off.  Explaining Yukos was more problematic - but the Khordokhovsky umbrella left it as a one off.  Shell and TNK-BP, that's a two-off from the very start.  And as with Yukos its a selective use of the “law” to favour the State and certain individuals.

Russia has some very real concerns regarding Sakhalin 2.  Shell, as operator, has not negotiated in good faith over GAZP's acquisition of 25% and other related asset swaps.  In particular, it pulled some very cheap negotiating stunts earlier in the year.  Just about the same time as the budget was mysteriously doubled.  Whilst there are clear economic justifications for increased costs (steel and other commodity prices increasing) the timing of the announcement was very poor negotiating.  PSA's work by allowing the operator to recover its costs first before paying an ever increasing amount to the host nation.  Simplistically, it would be fair to say that increased costs have little impact on Shell's returns - other than the time value of money.  They have a significant impact on Russia's take - albeit that increased oil price should mean that the Government's share kick's in earlier than previously forecast.

Russia, on the other hand, whilst it may not like the PSA's it was forced to accept when oil prices were 4 times lower than they are now, has to accept that a contract is a contract, and not just the opening clause in a re-negotiation.  The pretend use of environmental regulations is transparent nonsense.  The real-world translation of the environmental agency's response is;

We gave you a environmental permit to operate in 2003.  However, it appears in hindsight that we did not do our job properly.  We are thus revoking your permit whilst we redo our job. Who knows what the outcome will be, and whether we will do it properly this time.  Oh, and by the way it's your fault that we did not do our job properly.

The BP-TNK deal is all to do with valuation of the Alfa/Access Industries stake in BP-TNK.  Whereas there is little opportunity for personal enrichment in the Shell/Sakhalin deal, you can be absolutely sure that the (Louis Vuitton) begging bowl is  center and foremost in the BP-TNK deal.  Does not seem that BP investing in the Rosneft deal bought it many favours.


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19 September 2006

Growing Up

Disclaimer - the CEO and CFO of the company to which I might be referring to in this post are both readers.  Any indications that you might be getting something right are clearly editing errors on my behalf; expect the the opening of the 9th orifice at the next board meeting.

In December 2005 I helped facilitate an investment in one of Moscow's retail Internet projects (yes you two).  Reasonably successful but not a world-beater; maybe not even an egg-beater.  I was, and am, enough of a believer to bet though to bet some cash.

The company had a record sales month in August; traditionally the worst month of the year bar none.  September will easily beat August.  Clearly something is going in the right direction.  And here is my attempt to put my finger on it.

Cheech and Chong (above) inherited a 4 man-and-a-woman management team from my-friend-the-previous-Russian-owner.  Definitely better than an egg-beater but world-beaters, or even Moscow-beaters?

Out at the new headquarters (don't even begin to think of shining new corporate headquarters, you're in the wrong dream) today with a potential investor (did I mention the Company are growing reasonably quickly?) the mood in the Company was very different.

There was a buzz, an air of professionalism in the office.  I bumped in to 3 of the 5 original managers in the halls - different people.  A new lease of life, or something like it.  They would still fail in front of professional western investors - but now that is because they don't know the rules.  They can however, do the job, at the right price and mostly without hubris.  Oh so unlike Russian managers I have known.

So maybe that is the answer; empowerment.  What was the question again?


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Those Blue Lights and Government Officials

How can you tell when there's an election coming?

Easy; cheap political stunts get pulled.  Following a 62 car pile up in Krasnodar VVP ordered that the roads be made safer.  Not quite sure what he had in mind; though a couple of turret mounted chain guns might help, meanwhile Boris Gryzlov, the Duma Speaker, and a couple of other Deputies have voluntarily handed in their blue lights.

For those readers not located in the traffic mayhem that is Moscow; a blue flashing light means that none, that's none, of the traffic laws apply - ever.  As the city slowly crawls to a traffic standstill, being forced to a halt by a blue light, with the aforementioned official's girlfriend going shopping, because it prefers your lane helps plumb the depths of my vocabulary.

Maybe Gryzlov noticed that only 2% of the population thought it appropriate that Duma Deputies should have blue lights.  Surprisingly for such a supine populace, only 15% thought it appropriate that VVP himself had blue flashing lights.  Not that it makes much difference as he has the roads closed.  So whether he is breaking the law does not really matter.

Here's hoping for other useful political stunts.

Apparently the fine for illegally owning a blue light is a mighty RUR2,500 - which is currently $95.  Got to admit its pretty tempting.


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18 September 2006

A Mac Conspiracy of Silence

The man commonly referred to as his “Steveness” by the Mac-eratti, Steve Jobs to you and me, made one of his famous product presentations on 12th September.  Inter alia, he announced iTunes 7.0, an upgrade from iTunes 6.0.5.  A geek at heart I quickly upgraded our home Mac.  Soon afterwards SWMBO complained that Entourage (Outlook for Mac) kept crashing.  I switched her to Mail.  Thought nothing about it.

The weekend approaches; time to update iPod so that all those glorious BBC podcasts will keep me happy as I tried not to become another Russian road statistic.  It automatically tried to update SWMBO's iPod, and failed.  I plugged mine in, it failed to mount.

Did the 5R's, reinstall, reboot, restore etc.  No change.

Read the discussion forum on www.apple.com.  WE ARE NOT ALONE.

How can you release a KEY piece of software that fails to interop with key software, that fails to load and has over 2,000 individual readers researching how get back to the previous version?

Now if this was a M$oft the Apple blogs would be full of it; laughing at those less fortunate than us and their unfortunate inability to use software that works.

As it stands so far on the 5 Apple and gadget blogs I subscribe to - SILENCE.

Double standards?


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14 September 2006

Andrei Kozlov - Central Banker Murdered

Shot Russia bank chief 'critical' was updated early this morning to “is dead/was murdered.”

It is rumoured that his death is related to his day job - rooting out banks involved in money laundering and other criminal activities.

A quick search on Google (TM preservation note) for murdered Central Bankers does not turn up too many examples in 1st, 2nd or indeed 3rd world countries - Russia is its own case.

Meanwhile just to ensure that “control” is maintained the son of the head of the FSB becomes special adviser to Igor Sechin in his position as Chairman of Rosneft.

Maybe time for the FSB to concentrate less on “control” and more on doing its job.


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08 September 2006

The Oil Drum Debate, Round One

It's an Oil Drum day.

During the slow times that is otherwise supposed to be summer there was a very good debate between Vinod Khosla's (ex of KPCB and Sun Microsystems) and Robert Rapier in The Oil Drum on the benefits, or otherwise, of ethanol.  The newly launched Venture Beat does a good job of summarizing that debate.  I take one exception to VB's commentary.  It paints TOD as being on the side of “Big Oil.”  A more thorough read of TOD would show that whilst there are a lot of oil & gas people active in TOD they are there principally because they believe in Peak Oil, or variations of the same.

I would rather categorize the argument as to whether ethanol is where Government's generally should be spending your tax dollars to decrease dependence on fossil fuels.

The good news about ethanol is that it is available now.  The bad news is that it is vastly inefficient.  The trouble with these debates is that they tend to black and white positions.  There is so much that can be done to reduce our reliance on fossil fuels and reduce greenhouse gas emissions - there is no one killer app.

Anyway, read for yourself.

VentureBeat » The Oil Drum debate, round one:


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Gas and Russia in The Oil Drum

A lively debate at The Oil Drum on Russian gas supplies to Western Europe this winter.

You may recognize the style, or lack thereof, of the Poster, this time posing as macrus in the comments, copied in full below for your edification.

Jerome is correct that GAZP has plenty of gas and that there is a temporary 5 year +/- supply demand misstep. GAZP's large fields are in a fairly rapid stage of depletion and its next big fields are still at an early stage of development.  There is a significant requirement for independent gas producers (be that LUKoil et al or Novatek) and Central Asia to meet domestic and  “near abroad” demand where pricing is at a significant discount to GAZP's European sales.

You can be sure that GAZP will meet its commitments to “old Europe” without fail.  As it did throughout last winter; the gas just did not make it to western Europe as the wonderfully democratic Ukraine stole it on route.  Now that Ukraine is back under control of the Russian-loving Yanukovich et al they have done a deal with Russia and Turkmenistan whereby they will buy their gas at around $135/mcm.  Which probably equates to $200/mcm in Germany.  So Ukraine is not the story here.

Where I believe the commentators are wrong relates to Russia.  Gref (economics minister) and Luzhkov (Mayor of Moscow) are correct.  There is a domestic gas supply crisis.  Under-reported in the Turkmen/Ukraine story was the fact that it was committing to 50BCM annually 2007-2009 and an additional 12BCM in 2006 to fill the storage facilities in Ukraine for winter.  That has taken 30BCM p.a. out of the domestic/near abroad supply equation; there is no replacement for it.  GAZP has turned down Moscow's request for an additional 10BCM p.a. at $120/mcm (western europe equivalent $170/mcm) because it has no more gas to give.  Now consider that the regulated gas price in Moscow is about $37/mcm and Luzhkov is offering $120/mcm.  Sooner rather than later the netback price in the quasi-traded market is going to approach western prices.

Then you might want to feel sorry for Ukraine and Poland.  But lets be clear; Berlin, Paris and London will be as  warm as toast, as will Moscow (provided you are inside.)

Whether Russia has an energy (electricty) problem or a gas supply problem is semantic sophistry.  It takes a while to build or upgrade a power plant (TES) and restructure factories to be more energy efficient.  About as long as it takes to find and develop major gas fields in the Arctic.  In the meantime watch inflation in Russia spike.


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06 September 2006

25 Percent of Russians Have Sex While Driving

Apparently 25 Percent of Russians Have Sex While Driving.  Here are some other facts that the survey did not cover;

  • 95.99% of Russians were unaware that their cars had rear view mirrors
  • 67.34% of drivers are unable to turn the steering wheel and keep their foot on the accelerator at the same time, just be thankful they were not chewing gum
  • 83.21% are unable to change lanes (see rear view mirrors)
  • 75.87% are unable to park (see reversing)
  • 95.34% have never reversed in to a parking space
  • 100.00% believe that that in a game of prisoners dilemma you should shop your fellow prisoners
  • 97% believe that it is legitimate to park in the third lane of a 2 lane road (see Smolenskaya Ploshad outside Kalinka Stockmans and any elitny restaurant. Also see Prisoner's Dilemma)
  • 100% have never heard of not blocking the box (see Prisoner's Dilemma)
Oh the joys of the end of holiday season and the gradual build-up to complete gridlock otherwise known as winter.

“About 25 percent of Russians have had sex while driving, a poll released by KRC Research and Goodyear revealed. And this is just one of the things that make them the worst drivers in Europe.

According to the research, Russians do not use seatbelts, break speed-limits, drive through red lights, drive drunk and have sex while driving much more often than other Europeans do.

The odd thing is they don’t think all this is bad.

According to the poll, 36 percent of Russian drivers regularly cross speed limits. This is the highest rate in Europe, the Delovoi Peterburg newspaper reported. Russians talk on the cell phone while driving more often than drivers in the other 14 European countries polled. About 30 percent of those polled in Russia have driven drunk before.

Russians also do not pay enough attention to their physical condition when they are going to take the wheel. Only 9 percent of those polled in Europe will drive if they don’t feel good in comparison with 23 percent of Russians.

23 percent of drivers in Russia scold others while driving, and another 23 percent can break in centre strip to surpass the other cars. And finally, over 60 percent of those polled in Russia do not check the condition of their tires.”


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Inflation (Russia), Currency (Russia), Gas (Turkmen) and Ukraine

Not three topics you would necessarily lump together in one post, unless of course you were being lazy.  You will be pleased to know I am never lazy on days that don't end in “y”.

The UBS gas report I posted on here talked, inter alia, about the risk of significant cost increases for domestic industry due to a tight gas supply/demand scenario and the not illogical desire of the Turkmenbashi to get a reasonable price for its gas.

So its not entirely surprising that GAZP have agreed to buy Turkmen gas at $100 per thousand cubic meters (mcm).  That's an increase of $35/mcm or 53%.  The easy reporting will talk about the impact on Ukraine's heavy industry; which in reality has known that the price hike has been coming for a while.  Indeed the price increase has been signaled for some time and the new Ukraine government has already agreed to, and budgeted for, the price increase.  The agreement between the great Turkmenbashi and GAZP also forecasts a reduction in gas sales from 80BCM (billion cubic meters) to 50BCM per annum over the three year agreement.  Prices up 53%, supply down 38%.  What was that UBS said about the supply risks all being on the downside?

Meanwhile domestic inflation leapt in August, traditionally a month in which it decreases.  Something to do with everyone living out at the dacha and living on pickled garlic.  It's the detail rather than the headline that matters;


Consumer Prices Item Change since January 2006

Fruit and vegetables +21.6%
Alcoholic drinks +6.2%
Sugar +41.5%
Gasoline +9.3%
TVs, radios, etc. -1.2%
Construction materials +6.0%
Garbage removal +15.9%
Kindergarten/preschool +23.7%
Education +5.9%
Overall consumer price index +7.1%

Source: Federal Statistics Service

The pain will be felt most by the consumer.

To control inflation the Central Bank has let the Ruble appreciate.  Yesterday alone the Ruble appreciated 0.3% against the US$.  A range of investment banking analysts have a range of year end Ruble prices ranging from RUR25.3 - RUR26.3:US$1 from yesterdays RUR26.7 and todays RUR26.64.  So price inflation, which leads (inevitably) to salary inflation, Ruble inflation, input price inflation.  Something has to give; the first place we will see it is in domestic profitability reported in RUR.  Currency appreciation will hide a number of sins until it is stripped out, but its not real its an accounting provision.

Oh and I was lying about being worried about Ukraine; you've made your bed now lie in it.


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