1. Fly via the 3rd World Airport otherwise known as Sheremeytevo and then drive in to the center of Moscow - approx 2 hours 30 minutes*
2. Work in a multi-story building with too few lifts and large numbers of (principally) girls who fill in the gaps between smoking with a bit of work
3. Drive in Moscow between the hours of 00.01 and 23.59
* Timing does not include retrieval of bags or passport control queues. Though passport queues are redundant when carrying a small child - oh what a joy walking to the front of a 40 minute queue with small child. Any suggestions as to where I can acquire a lifelike blow-up baby for queue-jumping much appreciated.