The next queue is for security and today was being organised (sic) by a recent arrival from the Indian sub-continent. Next queue: newspaper, chewing gum and water. And then we queued to take off.
Domodedovo, by contrast, had one 5 minute queue for passport control, a 5 minute wait for luggage and THOUSANDS of people moving very slowly and wearing short skirts.
As an aside, Britain's contribution to Russia since the 'collapse' is fat women wearing midriff-bearing tops. Please stop it, I'm tired and cranky.