03 April 2007

Hell Is

The Aeroflot / Alitalia merger where;

The onboard food is Russian
The baggage handling is Italian
Passport control is Russian
Timeliness is Italian
The airport design is Russian (well eastern German actually)
The stewards (or whatever they call themselves today) are Russian
And the prices are Italian
The rail/air link at Sheremeyteveo is built by Italians according to a Russian timetable with money from Berlusconi

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least they still give a hearty meal on Aeroflot. But you're right, the rest is a bad joke. :)

David Aames said...

Would that be pre or post Musslilini timeliness, you should be more specific.

Danny said...

haha, hilarious! Cue Monty Python..."always look on the bright side of life"

03 April 2007

Hell Is

The Aeroflot / Alitalia merger where;

The onboard food is Russian
The baggage handling is Italian
Passport control is Russian
Timeliness is Italian
The airport design is Russian (well eastern German actually)
The stewards (or whatever they call themselves today) are Russian
And the prices are Italian
The rail/air link at Sheremeyteveo is built by Italians according to a Russian timetable with money from Berlusconi

Technorati Tags:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least they still give a hearty meal on Aeroflot. But you're right, the rest is a bad joke. :)

David Aames said...

Would that be pre or post Musslilini timeliness, you should be more specific.

Danny said...

haha, hilarious! Cue Monty Python..."always look on the bright side of life"